Exchange Student
Hello, sorry for not posting recently, I've been pretty busy.
At the moment, my French Exchange student, Selenium is staying with us. She's nice but we don't have that much in common and we have to use google translate to talk, most of the time. Most of the French students have been sexually harassed by people shouting "I eat ass" or "I have a big penis" in French. Mercury even tried a pick up line on Uranium's exchange student... in poor French so thankfully, she didn't understand. If I knew how to say "Mercury is a sexual predator", I would.
Went to social with Lithium, Iodine and Barium + their exchange students. Found out Nitrogen does origami which is pretty dorky but kind of cute at the same time. He asked if I wanted to make an "origami balloon" and then we got into a debate on whether it was even possible to make an balloon by folding paper. Turns out it is... kind of... but they don't look very convincing. Later that day, he asked me a question about what time we're meant to drop the exchange students off but I was unable to come up with a coherent answer. He looked very confused. I wanted to die
But anyway, things are good. I wrote a very long comparative paragraph in English that I'm quite proud of... I just realised how sad my life is, I get hyped over writing essays. All the girls are saying that Caesium- Rhonium's exchange student, is attractive. I admit, he is attractive. Silicone and Palladium, some of the popular girls have been flirting with every French boy withing a ten mile radius. It's quite funny.
So far, everything's been good. We got the bus home then went round Trogslight- went to the Harbour and watched the waves wash up. It was v. cold and windy. Got slushies then went home. We couldn't get in as mum was in the bath and she'd locked the door from the inside meaning that I couldn't get in with my key. We tried the back but the gate was locked. I started to climb over the fence using the bins and got onto the top of the shed before realising that it was too high to jump down off of the shed so I climbed back over. We ended up waiting outside the front door- Selenium showed me this band called Indochine- the lyrics were French but the melody and music video were very good.
Tomorrow we're going bowling with Uranium and Molybdenum (Uranium's exchange student).
Bye.
At the moment, my French Exchange student, Selenium is staying with us. She's nice but we don't have that much in common and we have to use google translate to talk, most of the time. Most of the French students have been sexually harassed by people shouting "I eat ass" or "I have a big penis" in French. Mercury even tried a pick up line on Uranium's exchange student... in poor French so thankfully, she didn't understand. If I knew how to say "Mercury is a sexual predator", I would.
Went to social with Lithium, Iodine and Barium + their exchange students. Found out Nitrogen does origami which is pretty dorky but kind of cute at the same time. He asked if I wanted to make an "origami balloon" and then we got into a debate on whether it was even possible to make an balloon by folding paper. Turns out it is... kind of... but they don't look very convincing. Later that day, he asked me a question about what time we're meant to drop the exchange students off but I was unable to come up with a coherent answer. He looked very confused. I wanted to die
But anyway, things are good. I wrote a very long comparative paragraph in English that I'm quite proud of... I just realised how sad my life is, I get hyped over writing essays. All the girls are saying that Caesium- Rhonium's exchange student, is attractive. I admit, he is attractive. Silicone and Palladium, some of the popular girls have been flirting with every French boy withing a ten mile radius. It's quite funny.
So far, everything's been good. We got the bus home then went round Trogslight- went to the Harbour and watched the waves wash up. It was v. cold and windy. Got slushies then went home. We couldn't get in as mum was in the bath and she'd locked the door from the inside meaning that I couldn't get in with my key. We tried the back but the gate was locked. I started to climb over the fence using the bins and got onto the top of the shed before realising that it was too high to jump down off of the shed so I climbed back over. We ended up waiting outside the front door- Selenium showed me this band called Indochine- the lyrics were French but the melody and music video were very good.
Tomorrow we're going bowling with Uranium and Molybdenum (Uranium's exchange student).
Bye.
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